I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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