Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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