I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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