Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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