You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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