I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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