wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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