So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
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I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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