This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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