I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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