he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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