accomplished twins. life is a go
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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