I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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