I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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