so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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