Your tits are I can't wait for
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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