Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just got carded by a ten year old.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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