I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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