Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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