so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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