I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
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You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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