after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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