piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
