i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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