could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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