which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
23 Insane Reasons People Got Fired
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
These 31 Gross People Really Put The ‘Trash’ In ‘Trashed’
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.