What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
kristin has been a bad kristin
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.