I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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