i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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