Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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