doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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