I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
apparently the secret to your success is patron
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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