Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence