HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.