i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
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I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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