seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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