so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
