hotel room ftw
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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