Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
True strength comes from lack of pants
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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