That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
that's an acceptable place to lick
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
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Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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