come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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