Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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