My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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