In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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