i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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