does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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