it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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