omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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