Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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