My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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