I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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