Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I have fence marks all over my body
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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