We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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