I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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Do I have a choice?
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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