The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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